The Mindset That'll Kill You
You're drowning in excuses, kid. "Virgin mid-20s AuDHD catastrophe?" Hell, I've seen guys worse than you in military combat zones and they survived. You're not defective—you're just listening to TikTok witch-doctors and Reddit's most fragile users, all the while acting like your brain's some cursed sword you can't uncork.
The "Window of Acceptability" Myth
Some dumbass told you there's a dating expiration date? That's like saying your first gunfight is the only one that counts. Life doesn't work that way, you degenerate. Your worth isn't in some arbitrary time limit—it's in your willingness to show up, broken but unbroken, and learn the hard way like a real soldier.
Sex is a Skill, Not a Badge
Just because you haven't slept with a woman doesn't mean you're a dead man walking. Any woman who's been in enough relationships to lose a limb would laugh at the idea that experience guarantees competence. You ever see a newbie solider instantly become General? No—survivors earn their rank by not quitting when the lead flies.
Friendship is Your Trojan Horse
Dating ain't some alien species. You've been building and breaking trust for years with your friends. If you can remember a buddy's anniversary, listen without eye-rolling, and not treat them like a side quest, you got what it takes to survive the dating trenches. Just swap out beer runs for candlelight dinners and stop acting like emotions are a language you can't read.
The "Teach Chewing Food" Bullshit
You want to know who's the real problem? The guy who thinks he's the first man who's ever needed to learn a woman's tastes. Those gatekeeper bitches on TikTok? They're just bad scouts looking for an easy trophy. Ignore the loud ones who sound like they've never dated past their Instagram feed. The good ones are out there, and they sure as hell won't need you to hold their hand to know you're worth the trouble.
Starter Relationships Are a Death Sentence
Here's the truth nobody told you: nobody wants to be the one who breaks your heart at level 1. The problem isn't your inexperience—it's the panic that you're going to treat every relationship like a training run. Grow the hell up. If you're looking for a commitment, act like you've got something to offer besides your anxiety. Women don't sign up to be your practice dummies.
The FOMO Fakir
Fear of Missing Out is just another word for bad soldiership. You think veterans of the dating war don't waste time comparing themselves to bros? They don't—because they know half the "sluts" at the bar are just desperate to forget they're still in the same damn war. Maturity isn't about quantity—it's about showing up every damn night, even when the coffee's cold and the silence between you and your woman wants to kill you.
Ending Isn't Failure (Sometimes)
You think relationships are like tanks—once the hull's breached, you're history? No. Breakups are just war's way of telling you it's time to rearm. The real failure's in holding on to something that's already lost. If you go into every romance expecting it to be your final medal of honor, you'll die a coward. Go in knowing it might cost you everything—and still choose to fight.
The Alpha Mindset
You're not broken. You're just operating at 80%. The "window" you're chasing isn't a time limit—it's a state of mind. The guys who "fail" are the ones who act like relationships are math exams for nerds. The ones who win? They treat dating like a firefight: with eyes wide open, fists at the ready, and the balls to admit they don't know everything. That's not arrogance—it's being battle-ready.
Now Get Out There
Stop hiding behind your AuDHD excuse. You're not some cursed virgin in a horror movie—-you're the guy who walks into the theater, sits through the whole thing, and leaves with blood on your fists and respect in your eyes. The women who want you won't care if you're a "starter"—they'll see the dog who learned to fight without teeth. Now get out there and make some of those TikTok fakers wish they took their own advice.