You’re Chasing Ghosts, Not Real Payday
Listen up: The first problem you’re hitting is you’re chasing fire and thinking it’s a firehose. You’re out there flapping your gums about "casual sex" like it’s some kind of trophy, but all you’re doing is throwing your energy at walls and waiting for validation. You’re not even asking yourself if that’s what you want—hell, you’re not even sure. You’re trying to win a war by shooting blanks.
Goldilocks: The "Casual" Hustle Is a Scam
You’re running out there thinking "friends with benefits" is the same as "not a relationship," but you’re still playing a half-assed version of poker where you’re folding every hand. You need to pick a lane—monogamy, non-monogamy, or no game at all. What you’re doing now? That’s just a trap you set for yourself. You’re trying so hard to "be cool and don’t care" that you wind up burning out on everything. Strong move: Define rules like a general before a battle.
Crushes Are Just Ghost Busters—Kill ‘Em or Make ‘Em Ghost Hunters
Feelings F’in Suck, you got a ghost riding your ass named "this coworker." Don’t act like it’s a moral crisis. It’s a distraction you’re letting control you. You’re out here masking like a soldier trying to pass for a soldier, but all you’re doing is overthinking and blowing up tiny problems. Your brain’s a battlefield right now and you’re the guy who forgot where he planted his own flags. Weak move: Telling yourself you "have to" ignore her. That’s like trying to win a race by walking sideways.
Autism? That’s Your Weapon, Not Your Weakness
FFS, you’re thinking autism’s this flaw that makes you "affection-starved." That’s not how the game works, bucko. You’re not low on something—your brain’s just playing by different rules. You think you’re not allowed to want? Stop letting the world’s dumb rules screw you over. You ain’t broken unless you let the system grind you down. You’ve got your own playbook—use it.
Fire Your Crush and Keep the Cool
Crushes are like fires—feed them with attention and they rage out of control. Let them burn out on their own. You keep thinking about this woman? That’s you pouring gasoline on your own mess. Your brain’s just training for the day you finally talk to her and get your heart stomped anyway. Smart move: Walk like you got nothing to prove. She’ll never know you’re even gone until you’re already halfway home.
Casual Sex Is a Negotiation, Not a Rumble
You keep trying to treat casual sex like a back-alley fight—charge in fists flying, no plan, full regret. That ain’t how you play. This is business. Strong Move: Define terms like a soldier before the war—no gray areas, no assumptions. If you’re going to play the "friends with benefits" game, you better be the kind of player who calls the shots, not the one who lets the other guy draw the line for you.
Stop Playing the Victim—You’re the Coach
Both of you—Goldilocks, FFS—you’re out there treating your lives like they’re written by someone else. That’s how you get stuck in bad plots. You don’t got a "career transition" problem, you’ve got a leadership problem. You’re not leading your own ship you’re out there waiting for the crew to tell you where to go. Call your own shots: Figure out what you want and move like a general, not a scared recruit.
Real Advice: Play a Game That Moves You
Either play to win or stay in the locker room. You don’t want to be out here half-hearted and full-pain. Your problem isn’t the sex—it’s you trying to find happiness in the wrong arena. You either need to close ranks, play it straight, or start building the real life that moves you. Final call: If every hit you take leaves you looking back at what you lost, it’s time to retire that strategy and call yourself something higher than a damn rookie.