Penetration Problems? Fix This or Your Marry’s Gutted

First Rule of the Game: Figure Out *Whose* Problem This Actually Is

USB, here’s the deal: You’ve got two options. One, you fix this. Two, you walk. The problem isn’t just about getting him off—if he’s a one-grip wonder, that’s not your issue. His shame? That’s the real obstacle. Don’t let his manhood crisis kill your real life.

The ‘Death Grip’ Myth—And Why It’s Killing Your Sex

Men spend decades training themselves to need a vice on their shaft to climax. You think this is about performance anxiety? It’s about broken hardware. He probably discovered masturbation by jamming a balled-up sock between his legs at age 14. Now his brain’s fused to that pressure. You want this fixed? He’s gotta suffer. No hand jobs, no jerking, nothin’ for weeks—till his nervous system forgets it ever needed that grip.

The Quick Fix? Ditch the Manual, Get a Dildo

You’re not asking for permission to try something new. You’re deploying artillery to win a war. Strap-ons and Fleshlight models aren’t for ‘lesbians.’ They’re weapons to get what you need without begging his overtaxed engine. Stop treating sex like a monologue where he has to be the star.

Communication—But Don’t Play Victim

This isn’t about who’s ‘failing.’ It’s about two people building a better system. But here’s the kicker: Don’t walk in there with a sword in your hand. He’s already got a chip on his shoulder. Be the general who maps the terrain, not the rebel who burns the house down.

Hire a Coach—Or Go Full Rambo

Therapy isn’t for the weak. It’s for people too smart to let pride wreck their life. Find a real sex therapist who’ll tell you both where to stop screwing this up. Or, if he won’t play ball, do his retraining for him. Show him what works—then watch his shame melt.

Next Question: Polyamory, Friends, and the Whole ‘Chaos Goblin’ Situation

Lilah, your life’s a dumpster fire and you’re the one tossing lit matches in. The ex? He’s toxic. The BFF? You’re using her like a band-aid to cover a third-degree burn. Stop casting people into roles you made up in your head. Stop wanting ‘the relationship’ and start building one that works.

Why Your Friend Group is a Burning Building

You’re so busy worrying about dating that you’re choking your actual friends. Your group’s already crumbling—don’t expect them to hold up while you play drama queen with your ex. If they’re still drama magnets, cut the cord. Your social life isn’t a TV show where everyone’s waiting for the next cliffhanger.

Break Up or Fix the System—No Half-Way Shit

Your BFF isn’t your replacement ex. If your feelings for her are just a proxy for wanting ‘The Relationship,’ you’re building on quicksand. Either commit to her—because she’s the one you want, not the placeholder—or walk. Don’t let your fear of being alone destroy what’s real.

The Real Problem Is Your Own Mess

You’ve got ADHD and emotional baggage. Both are fine—till you let them run the show. The ex? He’s a cautionary tale. The girl? She’s not responsible for your loneliness. Own your chaos. Sort your head out before you drag someone else into your tornado.

Final Call: Fix Yourself First—Or Watch It All Burn

You can’t fix relationships while you’re a basket case. The ex taught you nothing? Great, move on. The BFF thinks she’s your solution? She’s not. This ain’t about finding love—it’s about building yourself a life where love can grow. Stop trying to control people. Start controlling yourself.