64-Year-Old 'Butterface' and His Problem
You ever run a business with a liability on your books that costs more than it generates? This dude’s got a 33-year-old woman he calls a 'butterface' but he’s still invested in it because he’s too chicken to cut losses. Listen, if she’s not your type, looks like a man, and you’re losing family over her? You just let that shit fester? Bro, you’re the problem. Either get a refund or burn the damn ledger. Your people deserve better.
The 'Unfulfilled Life' Myth
Some chump writes in asking why women get labeled as 'unfulfilled' while men get blamed for the same gripes. Let me translate: Are you a passive-aggressive housewife whining about being a houseplant in a world of orchids? Or a man bitter that capitalism chewed up your dreams of running the NHL after high school? Wake up. The real problem isn’t genders, it’s the idiots who let their lives rot instead of fixing the plumbing.
Stalker No Stalking: This ain’t a love story
You got a sociopath on your floor. Drop the hammer now.
Three years with a guy who breaks shit, steals your keys, and leaves you stranded on his timeline? Son, this ain’t a 'weird guy' — he’s your personal terrorist. Hire a security team (start with cops), retool every door in your house like you’re defending against a warlord, and never speak to him again. Your safety ain’t a soft skill to coddle; it’s a goddamn priority.
Chump Change: Why You Settle
You ain’t dating — you’re handing out paychecks.
You wonder why men use you? Because you hand them blank checks and beg for grades. Stop being the free meal at the bar. You want respect? Date men who treat you like a queen, not a cash register. If you keep choosing leeches, don’t be surprised when they drain you dry.
82-Year-Old 'Cougar' Desperately Seeking... Disgrace
Ma’am, this aint Tinder — it’s a retirement home.
Woman wants to 'make love' to a 21-year-old virgin? Sounds like an old hag trying to relive her 22-year-old self while the kid thinks the NSA is tracking his phone. Goddamn, get a hobby. You want romance? Date someone who isn’t legally protected from being creeped out by you. Or better yet, adopt a cat and live out your days in peace.